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Dumbass.
00:55 Apr 25 2006
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I am a dumbass. I took off my sock, then i forgot where i put it.



I spent 10 minutes looking for it. Gave up. Got a new sock. Now, 15 minutes later i find it.....on my shoulder.

23:30 Apr 24 2006
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Rubber Johnny



Explination

Crude.
01:40 Apr 23 2006
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I am not usually so coarse in my messages, but with Miz, it just amuses me to reduce the messages to swear words. I always laugh when he dresses up his nice little insults, feels so smug…..then gets suspended.



I just find the blunt, coarse and crude use of the word fuck when talking to him such a nice juxtaposition.

Miz miz miz.
01:08 Apr 23 2006
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The following is a message i just got from Miz.

I want Jessa released from your house, I want you to pay the combined value of both yours and Sapphire's favor to whoever picks up Jessa and I want you to stop lying to me. I have you on record as offering Sapphire to collect favor for other members of your house.







You have punished Jessa who has violated no VR policy. And now you shown yourself as a liar.







LOL.



Yeah, you are really in a position to demand something of me. Do you even know what Jessa did other then give a false name? Do you know the details? I dont think so.



And why exactly should i pay the value of my, and sapphires favor to another house if i give them a member?



I am trying but i cant see the logic in that, even if i had done something wrong, even if sapphire had cheated in the games, i still dont see how it makes sense.



Miz you simple fuck, Sapphire is the houses Games Master.



She had requested that other members of the house earn a quota each week. She then says that if they were unable to earn that quota they were to message her with an explination and she or someone else would pick up their slack while they themselves could not earn the favor.



How exactly does that link me to the actions of “whoring” Sapphire?

Dear Miz.....
19:36 Apr 22 2006
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Things Miz has accused me of that I have not done.







• Ordering members of my house to rate everyone in other houses 1's.



• Ordering everyone in my own house to rate each other 10's.



• Allowing sapphire to break Vr rules and cheat at the games. While punishing others for doing the same.









I’m sure there are more but those are the three that annoy me the most.



Miz, if you read this, i don’t like you. I never have.



You are whiney and you like to fight other peoples battles for them with very little information and in some cases when there is no battle.



My house orders were not to rate portfolios with nothing but contraband images and not to leave welcoming messages on profiles that have been suspended for infinity.



Where do you get your stupid little warped facts from?





As for the entire allowing sapphire to cheat thing. Get cancer to look into her game logs, go on. You know why she hasn’t been kicked or blinded for cheating?



Because she hasn’t done it.



As for the "person" you are "protecting" they did not break Vr rules. Nowhere did i say they had broken Vr rules. Nowhere on this site did anyone say they had broken Vr rules.



What they did do, and pay attention here miz, this is where it gets complicated.



What they did do, was.....BREAK HOUSE RULES.



Now where does any of this concern you?



Where is your justification for calling me duplicitous.



I stuck to what i laid down as house rules. I said if anyone was found cheating or lying they would be blinded or kicked.



If anything i am one of the few people around here that will actually say one thing and do it.



So in closing id just like to repeat what i said in my private message to you.



Go fuck yourself.





And before you go on a tirade about that little closing comment there is no rule about me saying that i wish you to fornicate with yourself as long as it is in private message or within my journal.



So fuck you miz, fuck you in your little drunken skull, maybe it will dislodge some of that scatological nonsense you call facts about vr.





***Addition.



And miz, before you get on your high horse, how many times have you been suspended now? And just so we see what your true character is here is a little message Miz sent to Sapphire.



As usual this message contains a little insult and some random made up fact and rumor.







On 06:22:25 Apr 22 2006 MizTheAngryDrunkenDwarf wrote:



Daire will be surprised since he offers your services out like a whore.





Ok, here is my question. Where have i Whored sapphire out to? She has never once been out of the house since i inducted her. Never once did i offer anyone her in a trade?



JUST WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF YOU FUCKING LIAR.



And you call me duplicitous.

From The journal of King`Tarquin
19:16 Apr 22 2006
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_______________________



A good friend turn bad



Someone from the house of House of Caomhnóir-an-Eolas got blinded. And no, not just your ordinary-everyday-does-nothing-someone. Try FORUM MASTER, DETAIL MASTER and something-else-I-forgot someone. This someone (sorry, no names here) got blinded.



Of course, human as I am, I got curious and was thirsty for answers. I'm not really a big fan of some cock-and-bull story told by somebody else who doesn't know the WHOLE thing and/or isn't concerned.



Gladly, I got the answer straight from a friend of SOMEONE and a good friend of mine. The Games Master of the House. (Guess who?)



Games Master made a journal entry about it. Not long, not short. But, CONCISE.



After I read the entry, I messaged Games Master and thanked her for clearing it all out. And we discussed about it.



In short: SOMEONE lied to Games Master.



And so SOMEONE got punished. BLINDED.



Now, I know some of you guys would think that almost all of the members of the House of Caomhnßir are crazy (well, count me in.) But, no matter if we're crazy or not, there's one thing we don't like, or hell, the House Master (guess who, sweety?) hates, detests and despises and/or isn't a very good THING for EVERYONE in general.



Lying.



Admit it. We all lie a little once in awhile and/or exaggerate things especially when it feels like your friend (or the one you're talking to) is higher than you are.



BUT, when it comes to the instant of sucking your friends trust and making him/her feel sorry for you to the utmost extent that she'd worry about you and worry about you again. That's a no-no.



I call it parasitism.



Talk about Vampirism huh? SUCKING.



And so SOMEONE got blinded. And Games Master wouldn't permit her to get unblinded. Maybe even "Jesus" can't help.



On a personal note: I feel bad for SOMEONE. Everyone treated SOMEONE as a good friend, even I, of course. We got fascinated by what SOMEONE did for the house. The front page (I think?) and some other stuff that SOMEONE did.



It just shows that favoritism doesn't exist here, contrary to some belief. Ouch!



I saw a sign in a department store one day that says:



Anyone caught doing something suspicious will be arrested and shall be treated to the upmost possible level.



Double ouch!



Never LIE, never steal, never cheat and never drink. - From the movie Hitch (Will Smith) - you know the rest.



Liar. Liar. Pants on fire.



_______________________

lol
01:49 Apr 22 2006
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https://www.vampirerave.com/message.php?message=405045



https://www.vampirerave.com/message.php?message=405039



https://www.vampirerave.com/message.php?message=405148

Choices, favours, trades and remorse.
20:42 Apr 21 2006
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Greetings hon

I am sorry for being traded and ask if I can come back the coven kicked me out for something I did not have any part of or do,:( i was accused of being a house wrecker which I am far from , As a vampire I have better things to do with my time then what mortals do with theirs. Thank u Diare for listening and hoping I can come back to my home here where i do belong,









You asked to be traded. You were traded.



I dont take in every stray that comes to my door.







The above is a message sent to me from someone who had asked me to trade them, and my reply.



Now all of a sudden my house is where they belong? Just as we get back into 1st place?



They said they felt they would do better in the coven, i guess they were wrong.

I got a job....damn.
20:34 Apr 21 2006
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Hi-jack.
01:03 Apr 21 2006
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Toiletduc, lonefoxandcub, sabastion and myself have just hi-jacked a thread. We are the forum terrorist masturbation front. JIZZ BOMBS FOR ALL.





If the U.s is moinitoring the internet for trigger words like HI-JACK and BOMB and TERRORIST i may be in trouble.



https://www.vampirerave.com/message.php?message=403480

Pulling out.
03:10 Apr 20 2006
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I may be pulling out of Burningman.



I was aware that when i said i was going that it was going to be difficult.



However i have not gotten the assurance that it is going ahead 100%. I cant buy my tickets now and then risk everything falling apart on me.



For most of you its simply a long drive and minimum expenses. For me it is a trans-atlantic flight followed by a trans-continent journey.



Add to that the amount of things i would need to bring and the amount of money i would be risking to loose if it all falls through.



Sigh.

6 Across.
01:38 Apr 17 2006
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Lately my dad has had his interest in crosswords rekindled and the last few days has come home with one or two words still left to get.



I have gotten several of the missed words, but there seems to be a trend developing. Anything mythical or even slightly occult is left for me.



Here are a few of the better examples. These are not word for word clues, as I forget those, but I remember the answers.



This hunter has a star in the middle of his belt : Orion



The three headed dog that guarded the gates of Hades : Cerberus



Undead being that stalks graveyards and eats human flesh : Ghouls





The funny thing is now that I have been getting all the obscure answers,as far as the crossword goes, within seconds of hearing the clue we sort of had a king of the hill moment. Anyone familiar with the show will know why I found this so amusing.



I heard dad say:



Sometimes I worry about that boy





It was said in a joking way.

02:46 Apr 13 2006
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"Stop farting on my pillow"





Something that just came back to me tonight while thinking about my youngest brother.

01:25 Apr 13 2006
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My youngest brother is starting to develop an online personality.



He plays games online so he has had his guy friends online for a while but he now has a little friend in Canada, lots of little flirty emoticons and lol's.



Its odd to see him in this light. And tonight i was walking into my room and i happened to look over his shoulder and i saw the word "Horny" on the screen.



Now i know he is 16, and i know he knows all about it, but its still weird to think of my little brother in that context.

This made my night.
21:26 Apr 09 2006
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A pictorial tribute to my glorious defeat of that old Latvian woman.



Note the oversized euro coin in my hand, note also the blood stains resulting from me having beaten her to death with said coin.



Also of note are my angry eyebrows and over all good looks.





This was sent to me, it is not a self-portrait

00:04 Apr 09 2006
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I just added 8 items to the Vampirerave Database. I added another last night, making a total of 9.



I will not receive one word of thanks for this. I will not get any acknowledgement for this. I will get no messages regarding these items from anyone. Most people on the site will not know that I spent the last 40 minutes give or take adding these items, re-sizing images, looking up prices, synopsis, reviews and publishing details.



Yet the next time I suspend someone for spamming the forum, creating multiple accounts, flaming members in public or any of the multiple suspension worthy offences everyone will know about it. There will be much discussion about what a prick I am. They will all talk about how I bully members around and insult everyone I talk to.



I do so much on this site, I answer questions when asked, I help when asked and I advise. Yet does anyone ever say anything to that effect? No. Of course not.



Sometimes I get tired of this, I really really do.

Daire Vs. Latvian Granny
19:33 Apr 08 2006
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I was in the library and doing some weekly shopping today. From the library I brought home:

• A Clockwork Orange - Audio book



• Discworld: Hogfather - Audio book



• Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk - Paperback



• Cloud of Sparrows - Takashi Matsuoka - Hardback









After going to the library I went to the shops and did shopping. Brought the trolley back to the car and emptied it. Brought the trolley back to the little station where you can get your money back out of it and attach it to the rest of the trolleys.



When I got there some malcontent had twisted the chain making it impossible for me to get the trolley back in. As I was standing there trying to un-stick the chain a little girl came over and I had to tell her the chain was twisted and we couldn’t get the trolleys in. Her mother shouted at her from her car to just leave it and get in.



So I took the little girls trolley and attached it to my own, got the euro back, used that euro to untwist the trolley and then I put both trolleys back in place. As I finished up I noticed the little girls car about to leave, so I went over to their car to return their euro coin. I didn’t want to steal their money.



And what was my reward for this act of generosity to a complete stranger? A thank you from those in the car but when I went back to the trolley to finally attach my own this old woman was taking MY euro coin out of the trolley. She quickly pocketed it and proceeded to get her own trolley. This would not have been so bad had I not been standing right beside my trolley when it happened.



I said to her:



“Excuse me, that’s my Euro”



She just looked at me with a blank expression and mumbled something about not having good English, then I started to explain what had happened with the little girl etc…. but as I was talking she just turned her back on me and walked away.



I was pissed. So I followed after her and after about 15 feet I had caught up with her and I told her to give me back my coin. She just looked at me and tried that “oh im a helpless old foreigner routine again”.



I said,



“ No no, none of this I don’t speak English stuff, just give me back my money.”



She then tried to pull the coin out of her trolley, and that pissed me off even more, she knew well how the trolleys worked, she had just used my trolley to get an extra euro and then got a trolley for herself. She fiddled with the coin for a few seconds and gave me that little routine again. Im guessing she does this a lot and most people will give up.



I however could not care less about the money, it was the principal of the thing.



Finally I said,



“No, I don’t want that euro, I want the euro you took out of my trolley and put in your left pocket.”



So as soon as she copped on that I had seen her take it and that I wasn’t going to give up so easily she reached straight into her pocket and gave it back. She had suddenly gained a complete knowledge of the English language.



The reason I refused to just hand over the coin was, firstly, she took the coin while I was watching her and just turned her back on me when I told her it was mine. Secondly she tried that little routine of I don’t speak English . And lastly it was not my coin, I had gotten the coin from my dad as I had no euro coins in my wallet when I went to get the trolley.



Moral of the story, if you do a kindness for a stranger don’t turn your back on the Latvian standing right behind you.



What annoyed me most was i could tell she understood what i was saying and she just turned her back on me. If she had asked for the money id have given it to her.

If this is aimed at you, you will understand it.
14:52 Apr 07 2006
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There is no need to keep checking in my journal, im not going to write anything about your little "works of fiction", move on.

14:52 Apr 06 2006
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And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past the moment. Jacking off. Television. Denial.



- Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

14:43 Apr 03 2006
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Lack of sleep has caused me to make a stupid mistake, an oversight. I am not pleased about this.

01:12 Apr 03 2006
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The return.
18:00 Apr 02 2006
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My brother just got back today from his trip to ah-mer-ic-ah.



He went over with some football tournament linked to the college he goes to. He is in a coaching course.



Anyway, he brought me back a couple of things.

A Groovy Crow Poster







And a Tennessee Titans Jersey.